Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Beaver's Birthday (1961)

William Newell: The Postal Clerk

Quotes 

• Theodore Cleaver : [Beaver and Gilbert go to the Post Office]  I have a notice for a registered letter.

  The Postal Clerk : [reading the notice]  "Registered mail, Mr Theodore Cleaver." Is that your father?

  Theodore Cleaver : Oh no, sir. That's me.

  Gilbert Bates : He doesn't look like a "Mister", but that's him!

  The Postal Clerk : Well, Mr Theodore Cleaver, do you, uh, have any identification?

  Theodore Cleaver : Identification?

  The Postal Clerk : Something, uh, with your name on it.

  Theodore Cleaver : Oh, just my underwear. My Mom sewed it on when I went to camp.