Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Beaver's Birthday (1961)
Stephen Talbot: Gilbert Bates
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Quotes
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Gilbert Bates : Hey, look. Someone must have shoved it under your door.
Theodore Cleaver : What is it?
Gilbert Bates : It says, "Mr Theodore Cleaver".
Theodore Cleaver : Hey, that's me! It says they delivered a registered letter, but there was nobody here, so they took it back to the Post Office and we're s'posed to go get it.
Gilbert Bates : Hmm, must be a mistake. No kid ever got a registered letter.
Theodore Cleaver : Well, it's gotta be for me. I'm the only Theodore Cleaver in the whole house.
Gilbert Bates : Hey, maybe it's a present. Let's go down to the Post Office and see what it is.
Theodore Cleaver : Okay. I just hope they don't hit us or anything.
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Theodore Cleaver : [Beaver and Gilbert go to the Post Office] I have a notice for a registered letter.
The Postal Clerk : [reading the notice] "Registered mail, Mr Theodore Cleaver." Is that your father?
Theodore Cleaver : Oh no, sir. That's me.
Gilbert Bates : He doesn't look like a "Mister", but that's him!
The Postal Clerk : Well, Mr Theodore Cleaver, do you, uh, have any identification?
Theodore Cleaver : Identification?
The Postal Clerk : Something, uh, with your name on it.
Theodore Cleaver : Oh, just my underwear. My Mom sewed it on when I went to camp.