- June Cleaver: Well, Beaver, just because the teachers are being nice, don't try to take advantage of them.
- Wally Cleaver: Boy, if I was a teacher, I wouldn't start easing up on a class full of kids like him. It'd be like Clyde Beatty turning his back on a cage full of tigers!
- June Cleaver: Well, he didn't seem very excited about Uncle Billy and Aunt Martha coming for his graduation.
- Ward Cleaver: Well, it's a pretty nervous occasion. I'm sure Marie Antoinette didn't want her relatives there when she ascended the platform.