- Ward Cleaver: Well, he'll be a freshman in high school. That's about the time girls start complicating your life.
- June Cleaver: Is that when they started complicating your life?
- Ward Cleaver: No, but I got sort of a head start on that kind of abuse. I had two sisters.
- Wally Cleaver: Hi, Lump.
- Clarence Rutherford: Well, if it isn't the Elvis Presley of Mayfield High School!
- Wally Cleaver: What do you mean?
- Clarence Rutherford: [Quoting what he heard Cindy tell Wally] "See you tonight, Wally. The same time at my house."
- Wally Cleaver: Look, Lumpy, it's not what you think.
- Clarence Rutherford: [Pretending to moan in pain] Oh, that hurts!
- Wally Cleaver: What hurts?
- Clarence Rutherford: The knife you just stuck in Eddie's back!