Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Teacher's Daughter (1961)

Hugh Beaumont: Ward Cleaver

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• Ward Cleaver : [Saturday night in the kitchen as Wally and Eddie are getting ready to leave for their dates]  Well, what show are you fellas going to see tonight?

  Eddie Haskell : We're going to Spartacus. I'm quite a student of history and I'd like to see if there are any inaccuracies.

  Ward Cleaver : Oh. Well, don't you let Kirk Douglas get away with anything, Eddie.

• Ward Cleaver : [Saturday night in the kitchen right after dinner]  What are you planning to do tonight, Beave?

  Theodore Cleaver : Well, I think I'll watch television tonight. There's more guys that get killed than any other night in the week.

• June Cleaver : Oh Ward, wouldn't it be nice when the semester changes on Monday if Eddie ended up in a different homeroom from Wally?

  Ward Cleaver : Yeah. Or in a different state.