- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: You know, I never did like that Eddie much. But now I hate him worse than ever.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Yeah, he is kind of a miserable guy. You know, I wouldn't like him at all if he wasn't my best friend.
- Eddie Haskell: Hey fellas, let's go to the Globe again this week. They got a couple great pictures: "Monsters from Outer Space" and "The Thing that Creeps".
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Look, Eddie, we told'ya before. Mom doesn't want me takin' Beaver to those kind of pictures.
- Eddie Haskell: Whats-a matter with you guys? You won't ever catch me listenin' to my parents. I never do.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Yeah, Eddie. Well, maybe that's why you're such a miserable creep.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Yeah, Eddie, maybe that's why you're such a miserable creep.
- [last lines]
- Ward Cleaver: [talking to June] Well - looks like there might be some hope for Eddie, too - huh?
- George Haskell: [Eddie's dad is talking to Ward about the curse that Beaver put on Eddie] You seem to know a lot about this kind of thing, Ward.
- Ward Cleaver: Yeah?
- George Haskell: Well, your boy had to get it from somewhere, and it certainly isn't in the school curriculam.