- Edward 'Eddie' Haskell: Hey, Wally, what's up?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Oh, hi, Eddie. Hey, maybe you can help me. I'm gonna sell the car, and I thought I'd advertise it in the newspaper.
- Edward 'Eddie' Haskell: Yeah? Where ya gonna put it - the obituary column?
- Mr. Garvey: [to Ward, looking at a stripped-down car] All the parts are there, he says. Looks like a fish that had been boned!
- The Beaver: [Wally and Beaver are discussing how to get the jalopy to run] Hey, Wally, you think you guys can get it to go?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, sure we can.
- The Beaver: But how? You don't know anything about cars.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Look, Beaver, as soon as a guy gets over 15, he automatically knows *everything* about cars!
- The Beaver: Oh.