Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Wally's Chauffeur (1961)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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Quotes 

• Theodore Cleaver : Hey Wally, how ya gettin' to the dance?

  Wally Cleaver : Oh, Lumpy Rutherford's takin' a bunch of us guys in his car.

  Theodore Cleaver : How much of a bunch?

  Wally Cleaver : I think there'll be about eight of us.

  Theodore Cleaver : Is Dad lettin' you do that?

  Wally Cleaver : Gee, I don't know. I haven't asked him yet.

  Theodore Cleaver : You better ask him, Wally. It sounds like one of those things he's liable to blow his top about.

  Wally Cleaver : Now why would he do that?

  Theodore Cleaver : I don't know. I guess 'cause it sounds like it'd be too much fun.

• Wally Cleaver : Hi, Beav. Hey, how do I look?

  Theodore Cleaver : Real neat. You got your job back sellin' ice cream bars again?

  Wally Cleaver : No, ya little goof, it's a white dinner jacket. I rented it for the dance Saturday night.

  Theodore Cleaver : Gee, won't you feel creepy walkin' around in an outfit like that?

  Wally Cleaver : Sure, but everybody else is wearin' 'em, and when everybody else feels funny, you don't feel so funny.

  Theodore Cleaver : Yeah. I guess it's like when everybody goes swimmin' in the YMCA pool without any suits on.

• Theodore Cleaver : Me and Gilbert have got a pact. We hate girls. But it's easier on him.

  Wally Cleaver : What do you mean?

  Theodore Cleaver : 'Cause he's got a sister, and he learned to hate girls without even leavin' the house.

• June Cleaver : Well, Wally, I'm sure your father'd be *glad* to drive you to the club. And bring you back, too.

  Ward Cleaver : Oh, I'd be glad to.

  Wally Cleaver : Gee, Dad, I'm too *old* to have you drive me. Like, everyone would think I'm some kind of a square, or something.

  June Cleaver : Well, Wally, look. Lots of your friends have cars.

  [brightly] 

  June Cleaver : Maybe one of Evelyn's girlfriends can take you.

  Wally Cleaver : Drive with a girl? Oh, Mom!

  Theodore Cleaver : Gee, Mom, having a girl drive ya, that'd be worse than riding with your father! Oh, you know what I mean, Dad.

  Ward Cleaver : [wryly]  Yes, Beaver. It's very plain.

• Theodore Cleaver : Boy, Wally, what're you gonna do?

  Wally Cleaver : Well, Evelyn was counting on a big evening going in Lumpy's car with all her friends and everything. I guess I'll just have to tell her the deal's off and we can't ride with Lumpy.

  Theodore Cleaver : What if she gets sore and starts screaming and bawling?

  Wally Cleaver : I guess that's the chance ya gotta take when ya start messin' around with girls.