Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Wally's Dinner Date (1962)
Tony Dow: Wally Cleaver
Photos
Quotes
-
Wally Cleaver : [Wally calls the restaurant before his date, to get an idea how much it will cost] Hello? The White Fox? Um, I was just wondering about the price of your dinners. Just a minute.
Wally Cleaver : [to Eddie and The Beaver] He wants to know somethin' about 'a la carte' or 'table d'hote'.
Eddie Haskell : Never mind that French jazz, just ask him how much soup is.
Wally Cleaver : [back on the 'phone] Excuse me, sir, but, uh, how much is your soup? *Eighty cents!* How much is coffee? *Holy mackerel.* I mean, thank you, anyway.
Wally Cleaver : [off the 'phone] Wow, coffee's forty cents.
Theodore Cleaver : Wally, that's a dollar-twenty apiece. That's two-forty for both of ya. If you don't eat anything else, you just might make it.
Eddie Haskell : Listen, Squirt, no girl in the world is gonna settle for a liquid diet.
Wally Cleaver : Boy, oh boy.
Eddie Haskell : I hate to say this, Gertrude, but I think that somewhere in between the soup and the coffee, you're gonna get murdered!
-
Wally Cleaver : Boy, you know, as a guy gets older, having fun sure gets complicated.
Ward Cleaver : It sure does, son.