Jennifer Saunders: Colombine

Quotes 

• Madame Vigée le Brun : My dear, I believe I am something of a trendsetter. Lose the wig, because, you see, we don't need it

  Colombine : Oh, I believe we do

  Madame Vigée le Brun : Trust me on this - long, flowing, natural locks, that's all the rage now. Can we try it?

  Colombine : Very well then... Bouffant!

  [Bouffant removes the wig, to reveal a bald head covered with clumps of hair] 

  Madame Vigée le Brun : Oh dear! Have we had the pox?

  Lisette : No, just the mange

• Lisette : Unostentatious...

  Colombine : Unostentatious! Monsieur!

  Colombine : Madame simply said start with the Taj Mahal and work up!

  Colombine : And with your costs, I could have bought the real thing, Monsieur!

  Bouffant : [mumbles]  Belive me, dearie, you'd have had trouble getting into that aswell