- Lansford Ingalls: Charles never said a word to me, but his brother did. And I'm telling you that if I ever hear from anyone that you've laid a finger on him without justification, I will personally come to your school and thrash you in front of your entire class. Do I make myself clear?
- Peter Ingalls: You should go apologize to her, that's what. Tell her you're a dummy, a real dummy!
- Young Charles Ingalls: Okay.
- [Walks up to Caroline]
- Young Charles Ingalls: I'm sorry.
- Young Caroline: For what?
- Young Charles Ingalls: Because I'm a dummy.
- Young Caroline: What?
- Young Charles Ingalls: A real dummy.
- Young Caroline: What makes you say that?
- Young Charles Ingalls: My brother. Bye.
- [Charles walks back over to Peter]
- Peter Ingalls: So what did you say to her?
- Young Charles Ingalls: What you told me to say. I'm sorry. I'm a dummy. A real dummy.
- [after hearing Charles Ingalls' naive remark, his older brother, laughs hard before speaking back to Charles]
- Peter Ingalls: Ahhhh... You just graduated from dummy to jackass!