Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Chip Off the Old Clark (1995)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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• Clark Kent : It's strange. I mean he's not my son but I do feel close to him, in a way that's... in a way I can't explain.

  Lois Lane : Maybe it's because you lived what he's living. Or maybe it's because you're the most caring person I've ever met... and the most honest. I amaze myself sometimes. I'm so used to having to track down the truth, always thinking things aren't what they appear to be. I forget sometimes that the truth is just staring me right in the face.

  Clark Kent : And the truth is...

  Lois Lane : The truth is what you tell me, and what I tell you, because that's the kind of relationship we have.

  Clark Kent : Lois, the best day of my life was the day that you found out that I'm Superman. It meant no more secrets. I'm done hiding things from you.

  Lois Lane : I know. Guess I'm just still getting used to that.

• Lois Lane : You are aware that there is a chance Superman didn't do this.

  Perry White : Now, Lois, you and I have been newspeople long enough to know, that if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, tastes good with plum sauce, it is a duck.

• Lois Lane : You don't have any really *big* surprises do you?

  Clark Kent : Did I mention the flying?

  Lois Lane : I only marry men who fly.

• Lois Lane : [Looking at the engagement ring on her finger]  It's funny about this thing. When I look down at it every day, almost surprised to see it there. Think about what it means and about you.

  Clark Kent : And how long it took you to *finally* put it on!

  Lois Lane : Yeah that too. We've been through a lot.

  Clark Kent : A lot? Lois, salmon swimming upstream haven't had the mating troubles we've had.

• Lois Lane : Well now we're just an old almost married couple. And we'll be like this forever. You cooking, me watching.

  Clark Kent : What you're never cooking?

  Lois Lane : It's not really something I do.

  Clark Kent : I thought it was just lack of time.

  Lois Lane : No, no, lack of talent.

  Clark Kent : Well I guess there are all kinds of things about you I still have to find out.

• Clark Kent : Lois I do not have a checkered past.

  Lois Lane : Perry is right, people shouldn't expect more from Superman than any other guy...

  Clark Kent : I thought we put this whole thing behind us.

  Lois Lane : Yeah well your shadow is behind you and you can't shake it...

  Clark Kent : ...Lois I can handle anyone else thinking what they want about me but you can't tell me that you think...

  Lois Lane : I don't know what I think.

  Clark Kent : But what you do know is that I love you.

  Lois Lane : But what about before? I mean neither of us was born on the day we fell in love so I guess I don't have the right to get upset about something that happened before then. But it upsets me. It really upsets me. And everywhere I go it's all I hear and it upsets me.

  Clark Kent : You mentioned that. Lois the thing is, I wouldn't lie to you.

  Lois Lane : See the thing is, you did. Every day, for 3 years... Look I'm tired and I'm emotional and I'm just going to go home and pace.

  Clark Kent : Okay fine then we can...

  Lois Lane : Alone. I'm sorry I just need to clear my head.

• Lois Lane : So what about us? Are we going back to being normal?

  Clark Kent : Well whatever normal is for us?

  Lois Lane : Well let's see. Before we were interrupted I was just starting to really enjoy being engaged.

  Clark Kent : Yeah, so was I.

  Lois Lane : So what's normal for a woman happily engaged to a really cute guy? Oh, I know.

  [Kisses Clark in the middle of the newsroom] 

  Clark Kent : Lois, everybody's watching.

  Lois Lane : Yeah. Who cares?

  [Kisses Clark again] 

• Lois Lane : Do you know how many toddlers can balance a sofa on their pinky finger?