- Lois Lane: All I'm saying is that it may be very manly not to show concern, even Super-manly. But I'm your wife and we share concerns and how concerned are you?
- [Lois is rambling on one of her tangents]
- Clark Kent: Honey, Honey, Honey you are doing that manic thing.
- Lois Lane: Oh that's just how I deal with anxiety.
- Clark Kent: I know but it's making mine worse!
- Lois Lane: First thing in the morning we're getting to the bottom of this red kryptonite thing.
- Clark Kent: Man just when I start feeling like a normal every day guy something like this happens. You know Lois for the first time in my life I feel like I could actually hurt innocent people.
- Lois Lane: Well you would never knowingly hurt anyone. You're a careful and caring person. Like you said, we're going to get to the bottom of this.
- [They both get into bed and turn the lights out]
- Lois Lane: Uh, owe.
- Clark Kent: [Turns the light back on] Lois, Honey... Honey what's the matter with your arm? Where did you get that bruise?
- Lois Lane: That bruise, um, I just uh bumped into a cabinet or something. You know me always running into things.
- Clark Kent: No you're not.
- [Lois looks guilty]
- Clark Kent: Wait a minute. Don't tell me I gave you that bruise when I hugged you this morning?
- Lois Lane: Clark it's nothing.
- Clark Kent: I'm so sorry.
- [Climbs out of bed]
- Lois Lane: I can't even feel it. Clark it was an accident. Where are you going?
- Clark Kent: Downstairs.
- Lois Lane: What? No you don't have to do that.
- Clark Kent: I'm like a loaded gun! It's not safe for you to be around me.
- [Tries to open the door but breaks the handle off instead]
- Lois Lane: [Lois comes home to find the house looking like a tornado came through] Clark?
- [She finds Clark sitting dejected in a corner]
- Lois Lane: What happened?
- Clark Kent: I hiccuped.
- Lois Lane: What?
- Clark Kent: [Says a little louder] I hiccuped. And our house turned into The Poseidon Adventure.
- Lois Lane: Then what?
- Clark Kent: I swallowed a teaspoon full of sugar and held my breath just like my mom taught me when I was a kid. This is unbelievable. The one thing I could always count on my whole life, my strength, it's become my biggest weakness.
- Clark Kent: So do you want to go back home and finish our little poker game?
- Lois Lane: Oh, okay. You don't stand a chance.
- Clark Kent: You're probably right.
- [Uses his x-ray on Lois]
- Lois Lane: Excuse me what did you just do?
- Clark Kent: Well you are such a good poker player I figure that might be as close to a win as I get tonight.
- Lois Lane: Well you should let me know when you're going to do that, I'll put on my good lingerie.
- Lois Lane: [Whistles as Clark takes his pants off] Okay so far I'm up by a watch, a belt and a pair of pants. If you lose this hand you can just kiss that shirt goodbye.
- Clark Kent: Are you sure you don't moonlight as a dealer in Vegas?
- Lois Lane: Some people just have a better card sense than others.
- Clark Kent: Okay. I will see your shirt... and I will raise you everything else you have on.
- Lois Lane: I'll call. What'd you got?
- Clark Kent: Full house, read um and weep.
- Lois Lane: Ugh, two pair.
- Clark Kent: Yes!
- Lois Lane: Well that was amazing how you pulled that off. You didn't happen to use any of your, uh, buzz-buzz?
- Clark Kent: Lois, I would never use a little *buzz-buzz* to cheat at cards.
- Lois Lane: Alright. Shuffle them up while you're hot. Get ready to taste the agony of-
- [Sees Clark's face as he hears an alarm]
- Lois Lane: Oh no.
- Clark Kent: Sounds like the bank alarm. I better check it out.
- Lois Lane: [Looks disappointed] I know.
- Clark Kent: Besides it'll give you a chance to hone up on that card sense of yours.
- [Winks at Lois as he rushes off]
- Lois Lane: How was your check-up?
- Clark Kent: Inconclusive.
- Lois Lane: What do we do now? Is there anyone else you can see for a second opinion? What am I saying?
- Clark Kent: Honey, it's going to be okay, I promise.
- Lois Lane: [a few minutes later Lois sees Clark at his desk grimace] What's the matter? Is everything alright?
- Clark Kent: Honey, just relax. It's cold coffee.
- Lois Lane: [Just saw the mayor in a heated conversation with Dr Klein] What was that all about?
- Dr. Klein: They're a bit concerned that Superman may still go berserk. And I am absolutely forbidden under any circumstances to tell you that kryptonite is being removed from our vault and formed into bullets and that a marksman will be on Superman's tail to take him out if anything goes wrong.
- Lois Lane: What?
- Dr. Klein: Whatever you do, don't tell Superman.
- Lois Lane: [a few minutes later, Superman has just stopped the bad guys as Lois arrives] Superman, duck!
- [Superman is hit and goes down as Lois rushes to him]
- Lois Lane: Superman, it was a kryptonite bullet.
- Superman: It's alright, it just grazed me thanks to your...
- Lois Lane: Big mouth?
- Crook: Mr. Gadget! I watched you on TV when I was a kid! You were my idol!
- Hank Landry: Great, great, thank you, thank you. Take a hike.
- Crook: Hey, I'm talking to the kid, here.
- Hank Landry: Mr. Gadget has a death-ray that will make all your internal organs explode!