Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)
Meet John Doe (1997)
Cynthia Kania: Suit #2
Quotes
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Superman : They're all yours, Officer.
[She hands them back their guns back]
Superman : What's going on?
Cop : You didn't read them their Miranda rights, did you Superman?
Superman : No, I didn't, I never do! You guys always do that. You can't just let them walk out of here, I caught 'em in the act!
Cop : It's your word against theirs, I'm afraid Superman.
Superman : What? They have guns and ski masks and...
Cop : The Constitution allows them the right to bear arms, and the last time I heard, skiing was still legal.
Suit #1 : Excuse me, Superman, I'm Smithers, I'm with the FAA. Was that you flying overhead a few minutes ago?
Superman : What? Yeah.
Suit #1 : Mm-hmm. I need to see your license.
Superman : My what?
Suit #1 : Your license, to fly. You do have one?
Superman : No, I don't.
Suit #2 : Superman, Agent Bower, I.R.S. We've been trying to contact you. We need your social security number.
Superman : I don't have one.
Suit #2 : Everyone has a social security number.
Superman : Well, I don't.
Suit #2 : I guess that explains why we can't locate any of your tax returns. It doesn't appear you've actually ever filed. That can't be, can it? Superman a tax dodger? Should we be looking under "S" for Super or "M" for Man?
Suit #3 : Superman, Emily Stevens with Immigration and Naturalization. We just need a quick look at your green card.
Superman : Green card?
Suit #3 : You are an alien, are you not?
Suit #1 : Superman, I'm afraid until we get this cleared up, I'm going to have to ground you.
[All 3 suits hand him paperwork]