Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

The Prankster (1994)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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Quotes 

• Lois Lane : Well, that's a terrific reason to get married, to avoid harassment.

• The Prankster : Oh, boy, what a great story this is gonna be. Too bad your paper won't be run to publish it.

  Lois Lane : What's the Planet got to do with this?

  The Prankster : Well, my bio wanted a demonstration and so I was like, "Um I'd better decimate a building for them", and I thought, "What better building to destroy than the paper that sent me to prison?" It'll be really nifty.

• Superman : [seeing that Lois has saved herself]  Well, I guess you don't need me.

  Lois Lane : Not this time. But don't leave town.

• The Prankster : Good morning, Metropolis. Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt your little news, uh, bulletin there, but what I've got to say is just more important. Now the bomb you see on your TV screens is hidden in the basement of one the city's scientific laboratories. Just so everyone isn't inconvenienced I'll tell you that that laboratory is located in our city's lovely riverfront industrial area.

  Pete : Alright, somebody get all this right away!

  Clark Kent : I'll go. Lois, why don't you stay and find out how we can cut into this broadcast?

  Lois Lane : Okay, fine.

  The Prankster : As you can see, the bomb on your screens will detonate in exactly one minute and fifteen seconds, and if you're in that area - fourteen seconds - you might wanna consider taking an early lunch. 'Leven seconds. Hey, if you're wondering how come I'm pulling this looney prank, all I can say is that I'm an incurable romantic and I just wanna show the world the explosive nature of my love for Lois Lane.

• Lois Lane : Clark, I don't want to die.

  Clark Kent : Lois, I would not let that happen.

• Lois Lane : You know, it's true what they say - love stinks.

• Lois Lane : Well, I think we've finally found the absolute bottom of Metropolis.

  Clark Kent : Why is it that the guys who call in with tips always live in the worst part of town?

  Lois Lane : What do you think the brochure on this place would say? Exquisite alley view, complimentary roaches on your pillow?

• Victor : If you don't mind my saying so, I think you have great legs. I think I read somewhere that intelligent men are leg-men. Only boobs are interested in, well, you know. Anyway, I think you have very shapely legs. They're like two perfectly-formed carrots.

  Lois Lane : [sarcastically]  Stop. You're embarrassing me.

  [later... after kicking the bad guy] 

  Lois Lane : You're right, Victor, I do have great legs.