- Lois Lane: [in a high pitched voice] How can you be so calm?!
- Perry White: What's my choice?
- Lois Lane: Well, since I've been here, I've seen you scream, I've seen you throw things, I even saw you put your fist through the conference wall once.
- Lois Lane: [finding Perry hiding in Clark's closet] Either this is not what I think or something else is going on here.
- Perry White: The Star has been selling twice as many newspapers as the Planet, both newsstand and subscription! Can anybody explain this to me?
- Lois Lane: Bigger type, smaller words.
- Clark Kent: [pulling a piece of elevator cable out of his desk] You should be happy to see this then.
- Lois Lane: ok, I see it. When do I get happy?
- Clark Kent: This is elevator cable. I found it in the shaft the day of the accident. Look at the end.
- Lois Lane: Well I'm not happy, but I am closing in on bored.
- Lois Lane: [not knowing Clark just hid on the ceiling] Where did you hide?
- Clark Kent: Uh...here
- [pointing to a skinny tree]
- Clark Kent: Let's hurry up before he comes back.
- Clark Kent: [about Linda] So she stole a story and she stole a guy. And now she's trying to do it again?
- Lois Lane: Don't flatter yourself.
- Clark Kent: You're upset because you think I'm infatuated with Linda King.
- Lois Lane: I wouldn't care if you were infatuated with *Don* King!
- Linda King: That partner of yours, buns of steel.
- Lois Lane: How would you know?
- Linda King: Oh come on, Lois. You don't need Superman's x-ray vision to figure that one out.
- Lois Lane: You mean I've been having all these feelings for nothing?
- Clark Kent: What feelings?
- Lois Lane: Never mind. I'm not feeling them anymore.
- Clark Kent: [trying to figure out Carpenter's password] Try Kane. K-A-N-E. Linda says he has a Citizen Kane fixation.
- Lois Lane: Not it. What else could it be?
- Lois Lane, Clark Kent: Rosebud.
- Lois Lane: Great minds think alike.
- Lois Lane: I know you may not believe this, but there was a time where I had to be the best at everything.
- [Clark, shooting some basketball, turns and finds himself face-to-face with Bo Jackson]
- Clark Kent: You're... Bo!
- Bo Jackson: I know.
- Clark Kent: Yeah, you would.