- Clark Kent: Lois, you're kinda babbling.
- Lois Lane: I know. See, I never babble.
- Clark Kent: Are you kidding? You're a brook.
- Perry White: Now, Lois, don't you have anything to say to Clark?
- Lois Lane: Uh, right. Clark, I, uh, I'm very, uh...
- Clark Kent: Surprised?
- Lois Lane: Stunned, shocked, in need of oxygen.
- Lois Lane: So, how did I rate as a date?
- Clark Kent: Oh, A+.
- Lois Lane: I hung on your arm decoratively.
- Clark Kent: You did.
- Lois Lane: Fawned appropriately.
- Clark Kent: Absolutely.
- Lois Lane: And just faded into the background during your big moment.
- Clark Kent: You were beautiful, yet invisible.
- Lois Lane: Mmm, make me go through another night like that, and I'll rip out your spleen.
- Lois Lane: [about Superman] I was going to say that you don't want to do this because it will make him mad.
- Lenny Stoke: [as he uses sound as a weapon against Superman] This is your brain, and this is your brain on sound. Any questions?
- Lenny Stoke: I have this problem, it's kind of a "Rain Man" thing. I don't like to fly.
- Superman: Well you'll like it even less if I drop you, so hold still.
- Jimmy Olsen: Wow. The first sound that can put a whole room to sleep.
- Lois Lane: No. I think Yanni did it first.
- Clark Kent: The point is you are the same reporter you have always been. Hard-working. Dedicated. Maybe a little over the top sometimes. You could use some more vacations. Maybe a semblance of a life...
- Lois Lane: Is this leading anywhere?
- Clark Kent: Lois, you are the best reporter in the city. You always have been and you always will be.