Lost in Space (TV Series)
The Sky Pirate (1966)
Guy Williams: Dr. John Robinson
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Quotes
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The Robot : Warning. Warning. Situation dangerous. Red alert. Red alert.
Will Robinson : Captain Tucker! What's that?
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : That's the thing from Cygnet Four.
Maureen Robinson : John? I think I understand now why there was only darkness when Will thought of us. This is the end, tonight, here. Right now. There won't be any tomorrows.
Prof. John Robinson : Not yet. We've still got the Robot.
[to Smith]
Prof. John Robinson : Tell him to go out there and try to stop that thing.
Dr. Zachary Smith : It's no use. We're all doomed.
Prof. John Robinson : Do it!
Dr. Zachary Smith : Come here! That thing out there - what is it? What can you do about it? Can you stop it?
The Robot : In order of questions asked - One: It does not compute. Two: I can perform any function of an environmental control nature, as well as...
Dr. Zachary Smith : I know that. Get to the point.
The Robot : Three: Since alien life-form does not compute, this question can only be answered by trial-and-error method.
Dr. Zachary Smith : Well, don't just stand there. Go out and try!
Prof. John Robinson : Maybe the force field will hold it. It's coming through the force field!
[the Robot fires one blast of energy at the creature, which has no effect]
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[Capt. Tucker gives the Robinsons a proposition to think over in exchange for Will's safe return]
Prof. John Robinson : How much time do I have?
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : Eh... Well, now, Skipper, take all the time you want. Take an hour.
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[Will is finally returned to camp but is nonchalant about his return]
Maureen Robinson : Well, did you see that? Why-why he couldn't care less about being home.
Prof. John Robinson : Well, now, take it easy, Maureen.
Maureen Robinson : Take it EASY? Look, that's not our son. That's not Will. That's a complete stranger.
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Maj. Don West : [examining Tucker's ship] I've never seen a drive like this, uh... What's the principle of it?
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : Well, I wouldn't know that. I just push buttons to make 'er go. Well, now, course, I can, now, make simple repairs, but that's about all.
Prof. John Robinson : Well, what, uh... what happens when you push the buttons?
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : When I push the buttons? Why, then, she begins a-shackin' and a-quiverin', and I begin a-shakin' and a-quiverin' - inside I mean, like I ate too many green apples - and then all of a sudden she goes ZOOM and the stars go out. They come back on when I get where I'm goin'.
Maj. Don West : A starship.
Prof. John Robinson : Hyper-spacedrive.
Maj. Don West : Faster than light.
Prof. John Robinson : Measures speed in parsecs.
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : Eh, now you just hold on, buckos. I don't know what's on your mind, but we've got a bargain, remember.
Prof. John Robinson : With this ship we could get back to Earth in seconds.
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : It ain't big enough.
Maj. Don West : We could shuttle back and forth. The best brains on Earth could dismantle it, find the secret of its drive. We'd have starships that could reach the further regions of the galaxy.
Prof. John Robinson : The UNIVERSE! HOW 'BOUT IT, TUCKER?
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker : Well, now... I'm just gonna have to THINK about that, heh-heh.