A free spirit (
Arlene Golonka) impulsively invites a cabbie (
Buddy Hackett) she just met to go with her on a cruise; a former ballet dancer (
Carol Lawrence) interjects herself into the affairs of her former partner (
John Meehan), which doesn't please his current partner (
Starr Danias); Dr. Bricker (
Bernie Kopell) becomes ill and becomes a difficult patient under the care of an attractive doctor (
Susan Sullivan), who is a cruise passenger.
—Glorified Gopher