M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Alcoholics Unanimous (1974)

Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly

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• Frank : [barracading the officer's club]  Ahh, it makes it one hundred percent. This place is now bone dry!

  Radar : Yes, sir.

  Frank : The uh, men detest me, don't they?

  Radar : Oh no, sir.

  Frank : No, you can tell the truth. They hate me, don't they?

  Radar : Just your guts, sir.

  Frank : Well this is for their own good! They don't have to love me.

  Radar : Uh, I'm sure they'll be very happy to hear that, Major.

  Frank : Well, you don't have to stand there talking to me... Go to sleep!

  Radar : I can do both at the same time.