- Henry Blake: [after receiving an award] You people, you great doctors and you swell gals, who made this possible, are just too numerous to mention, but I'm mighty grateful to all of you - right down to my Right Hand, Cpl. Radar O'Reilly, who incidentally is in command of this unit, and just uses me as a front.
- [Henry laughs nervously as everyone else stands stone-faced]
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: [rudely awoken] I could swear I heard a bugle. It is a bugle. Hey, I think we're in the army.
- Maj. Frank Burns: Here's tomorrow's routine. See that it's posted.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: They're not going to like this.
- Maj. Frank Burns: I didn't come here to be liked.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: You certainly came to the right place.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Henry, bon voyage.
- [hands Henry a small bag]
- Henry Blake: Thank you. Uh, normally I'd soak this in a pail of water, but this being my last day...
- [unzips the bag]
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Actually, its a prescription for your health.
- [Henry opens the bag and pulls out a brassiere]
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Have it filled in Tokyo.