- Dave Malone: Wow. There sure wasn't anything like this where I grew up.
- [looking up at the large baseball stadium he's standing in]
- Jimmy 'The Eraser' Kendall: Back in New York, where I come from, this is just an over-grown hot dog stand.
- Dave Malone: Lou, they say it seats sixty thousand; my whole home town is only four hundred and eighty-two people.
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [voice-over narration] Growing up fifteen hundred miles away from the ocean, you hardly ever get a really good sea-breeze. So, for a Minnesota boy like me, living on the water was kind of perfect. And as it happened, my next door neighbor was a fringe benefit.
- [last lines]
- Jimmy 'The Eraser' Kendall: Not many guys would take a bullet for a friend.
- MacGyver: What do you say we *don't* make a habit of that... friend.