- [first lines]
- Aaron: [fires cannon] Now that I have your attention, let it be known that the annual Fizzics Follies has been fractioned to the final four finalists.
- [last lines]
- MacGyver: He's going to be all right, but it's going to take time.
- Professor Julian Ryman: Oh, I'll make the time.
- [starts to enter elevator with son]
- Professor Julian Ryman: Oh, MacGyver... Thank you.
- MacGyver: [Looking to disable David's bomb] I'm gonna need some tools - a flathead screwdriver and needle nose pliers.
- Professor Julian Ryman: [Walking to his desk] I've got that kind of stuff here, in my desk.
- [Opens the drawer forcefully causing it to fly out and onto the floor]
- Professor Julian Ryman: Forgive me, I'm a little bit nervous.
- MacGyver: I'd be worried if you weren't.
- Professor Julian Ryman: No way to disarm this bomb.
- MacGyver: Professor, we're going to have to contain the blast. That's the only way we're going to save the nuclear physics lab.
- Professor Julian Ryman: Contain?
- MacGyver: The elevator - we can get it to the sub basement!
- Professor Julian Ryman: How do you move it with a mercury switch?
- MacGyver: Sir, you once said, there's no problem without a solution.