MacGyver (TV Series)

Rock the Cradle (1988)

Richard Dean Anderson: MacGyver

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Quotes 

• MacGyver : Well, get a grip. We got to change him.

  Jack : Can't we just hose him down?

  MacGyver : [considers this]  No.

• Jack : [referring to the baby crying]  Will you please make it stop?

  MacGyver : He's hungry.

  Jack : Well, I don't have the equipment to feed it.

• [first lines] 

  MacGyver : [voice-over narration]  I have this recurring nightmare. I'm on a game show and the $100,000 question is, "What's the opposite of Swissair?" And before I can think, I answer, Dalton Airways. Jack Dalton's dream, my nightmare, and at the moment, we were both living it. He'd picked up this lame duck at a drug enforcement auction in Mexico, at a bargain basement price, of course. Even drug-dealing desperadoes draw the line at what they'll fly. But not Jack. Oh, no.

• MacGyver : Get out of here, forget about it.

  Jack : MacGyver, if you don't help me get her airborne, I'll lose the contract. Which means I won't be able to make rent on the hangar. Which means I'm gonna have to ask you to let me move in for a while.

  MacGyver : I've got tools and a welder in storage, and I know where we can scrounge for parts.

• [last lines] 

  MacGyver : [helping Jack, Jr. with a hockey stick]  Face off at center ice.

  Pete Thornton : All right. Go get 'em, kid.

  MacGyver : Shoots... and he scores! Unbelievable! He's wide open! The future of amateur hockey in the United States!

• MacGyver : [realizing that Jack Jr. has just poo-ed himself]  Whoa!

  Jack : Double Whoa!

  Jack, Jr. : [starts crying]