- Murdoc: You didn't really think I would retire, did you, MacGyver? I mean, do you see me playing golf? Can you see me fishing? The world's problems being what they are my talents are in greater demand than ever before. Also, you know, I must confess... I need the money.
- [after Murdoc destroys MacGyver's car using a rocket launcher]
- Murdoc: So long MacGyver - rest in pieces.