- Luther H. Gillis: We're talking about so you want to be a private eye by Luther Gillis, it's supposed to...
- [Magnum cuts his phone call]
- Magnum: It's supposed to sucker you to Hawaii, look at this Luther.
- [Shows him a piece of paper]
- Luther H. Gillis: Well, big deal, it was typed on the same typewriter so what?
- Magnum: Not the same typewriter, the same computer. This was done by dot matrix.
- Luther H. Gillis: Who's Dot Matrix and what's she got to do with this?
- Magnum: She's a computer Luther! Now come on look at this! Lloyd DeWitt accessed into the academy's computer just to get you to Hawaii.
- Luther H. Gillis: Holy cow!