Mama's Family (TV Series)
Alien Marriage (1983)
Vicki Lawrence: Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper
Quotes
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [yelling at Vint] I'M GOING DOWN THERE, AND WHEN THEY SAY 'SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE' I'M GONNA SPEAK! I'M GONNA SAY 'HE DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS WOMAN AND HE'S JUST MARRYING HER FOR MONEY!'
[first noticing Zenada's bird in the living room]
Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BIRD DOING HERE?
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [arguing over getting married or not] At least I did something with my life, I had kids!
Aunt Fran Crowley : That's another thing, I'm sick and tired of hearing about how you got married and reproduced like that was some major accomplishment. Good Lord, Thelma, MOSQUITOES can reproduce!
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [to Zenada, who only speaks Spanish] Zenada,
[points]
Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : SIT! SIT!
Aunt Fran Crowley : Thelma! She's a Portuguese, not a Pekingese!