Married... with Children (TV Series)

'Tis Time to Smell the Roses (1993)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : All right, fine. We'll have a vote. Who doesn't want me to have my money?

  [Peggy, Kelly, Bud, and even Charlene Tilton raises their hands] 

  Al Bundy : Now that hurts, Charlene. All right. I now know what I have to do.

  [Al takes off his shirt revealing his muscular, untoned build] 

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al, you're so cute. You're gonna try to earn it by having sex with me.

  Al Bundy : No, Peg, nope. I'm gonna take my pants off, get a lawn chair, and sit in my underwear over at...

  [to Bud] 

  Al Bundy : YOUR college. Tell everybody I'm your father.

  [Kelly laughs until Al approaches her] 

  Al Bundy : And then I'm gonna go over your diner where you work, pull up my Hanes. Tell them all I'm YOUR father.

  [Al goes to Peggy] 

  Al Bundy : And then I'm going to go prancing around your beauty parlor. Oh, and did I mention by then I won't be wearing any underwear?

  [to Charlene Tilton] 

  Al Bundy : And then, just for the heck of it, I'm gonna have a big sign that says: "I've been using the Abdomenizer two years, and this is what I look like!"

  [Charlene Tilton turns away with dread along with the rest of Peggy, Kelly and Bud] 

  Al Bundy : Now let's vote. Who wants Daddy to get his money?

  [intimidated, Peggy, Kelly, Bud, and Charlene Tilton all raise their hands] 

  Al Bundy : I knew you were all behind me!

• Al Bundy : Now, Peg, I know you can never guess, so I'm just gonna tell you. I want to buy a shoe store. It's a gold mine. No, I do not want your opinion. Give me the money.

  Peggy Bundy : Al, what woman would give her husband his money? Honey, it just isn't done.

  Al Bundy : Peg, I need it and I need it now, baby! Can't you see, Peg? I'm actually really excited about something.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, believe me, Al, I am the expert on this. Wait about 30 seconds, you won't be anymore.

  Al Bundy : Uh, Peg, I'm not gonna beg for it. It's my money and I demand it.

  [Peggy ignores Al] 

  Al Bundy : Peg, I'm begging you for it! Give me my money!

• Al Bundy : Peg, I now know what's been holding me back all these years.

  Peggy Bundy : [to Kelly and Bud]  Mm, that would be us. I bet he has a new plan to change his future.

  Al Bundy : I should have killed you years ago.

• Peggy Bundy : Honey, what women would give a husband his money? It just isn't done.