Married... with Children (TV Series)

25 Years and What Do You Get? (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Kelly : Daddy, what's wrong with Buck?

  Al : Well, now kids, come here. I never thought I'd be having this conversation, because frankly I didn't think I'd still be alive on this, my 40,000th anniversary... but it's time we all face facts: Buck's getting old.

  Kelly : Is he gonna die?

  Al : [looking at the bill]  Yes.

• Bud Bundy : Dad, we got a problem.

  Kelly : We were out walking Buck when we ran into old Mrs. Steward.

  Bud Bundy : She was wearing her yellow rain slicker, and I guess Buck must have thought she was a fire hydrant.

  Kelly : So... in a Budshell... Here's your cleaning bill and a court date.

• Kelly : [cleaning up]  Buck, don't you know you're not supposed to track mud into the house?

  Buck : No problem. Next time, I'll just fly around the room until my paws dry on their own.