Married... with Children (TV Series)

25 Years and What Do You Get? (1995)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Jefferson : Diamond necklace?

  Al : All part of my master plan to avoid having sex with the wife. See, first I take her to Denny's. She stuffs herself so full of popcorn shrimp, she lists to one side. And just before she's ready to belch "I love you," I lay this on her. Between the combination of shrimp, necklace - and the NyQuil Mickey I'll be slipping in her piña colada - she'll be unconscious, I'll be home watching midget wrestling, and the only hand down my pants will be my own.