Married... with Children (TV Series)
976-SHOE (1989)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : [looking at the phone bill] What about these three pages of toll calls to the Heavy Metal hotline?
[Peggy and Bud look at Kelly]
Kelly Bundy : [looks away, then back at Al] Oh, then, that must have been me, Dad, but I was saving you money.
Al Bundy : How did you do that, pumpkin?
Kelly Bundy : Well, because they said that it's $3.00 for the first minute and 50 cents for each additional minute, so rather than get charged extra, I'd hang up after a minute and then call back.
[Al looks down, holding his head in his hands]
Peggy Bundy : Well, at least she's trying, Al.
Al Bundy : [looks at everyone] Oh, God!
[Al puts his head back down again]
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Kelly Bundy : Did Dad get any calls?
Bud Bundy : Yeah, Mom called him an idiot.
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Al Bundy : So you haven't lost any more respect for me?
Peggy Bundy : Oh, now, that would be impossible, wouldn't it, kids?
[Bud and Kelly nod]
Peggy Bundy : I mean, honey, you lost $100,000. How many men who earn less than a fry cook can say they lost $100,000?
Bud Bundy : Fry cook? Dad makes less than the newspaper boy.
Kelly Bundy : A street mime.
Peggy Bundy : The guy who scrapes dead animals off the highway.
[Al gets up and leaves]
Bud Bundy : A lab animal.
Kelly Bundy : A circus geek.
Peggy Bundy : A barnacle scraper.
Bud Bundy : A professional miniature golfer.
Kelly Bundy : A qualified teacher.