Married... with Children (TV Series)

976-SHOE (1989)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Who called the "Lust Line"?

  [Peggy and Kelly look at Bud] 

  Bud Bundy : It's not what you think, Dad. It's... It's just naked girls talking dirty to me on the phone.

  Al Bundy : Well, that's okay, then.

• Kelly Bundy : Did Dad get any calls?

  Bud Bundy : Yeah, Mom called him an idiot.

• Al Bundy : So you haven't lost any more respect for me?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, now, that would be impossible, wouldn't it, kids?

  [Bud and Kelly nod] 

  Peggy Bundy : I mean, honey, you lost $100,000. How many men who earn less than a fry cook can say they lost $100,000?

  Bud Bundy : Fry cook? Dad makes less than the newspaper boy.

  Kelly Bundy : A street mime.

  Peggy Bundy : The guy who scrapes dead animals off the highway.

  [Al gets up and leaves] 

  Bud Bundy : A lab animal.

  Kelly Bundy : A circus geek.

  Peggy Bundy : A barnacle scraper.

  Bud Bundy : A professional miniature golfer.

  Kelly Bundy : A qualified teacher.

• Bud Bundy : Oh, hey, Dad, uh, Mrs. Donnelly called and she said her slipper won't fit over her bunion and she wants to know what she should do.

  Al Bundy : Start walking on all fours the way God intended her to.