Married... with Children (TV Series)

976-SHOE (1989)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Hi, honey, how was your day?

  Al Bundy : Hey, I came home. How good could it have been?

• Peggy Bundy : [to cop]  Hey, don't forget, if we paid taxes, we'd be paying your salary.

• Al Bundy : [looking at the phone bill]  What about these three pages of toll calls to the Heavy Metal hotline?

  [Peggy and Bud look at Kelly] 

  Kelly Bundy : [looks away, then back at Al]  Oh, then, that must have been me, Dad, but I was saving you money.

  Al Bundy : How did you do that, pumpkin?

  Kelly Bundy : Well, because they said that it's $3.00 for the first minute and 50 cents for each additional minute, so rather than get charged extra, I'd hang up after a minute and then call back.

  [Al looks down, holding his head in his hands] 

  Peggy Bundy : Well, at least she's trying, Al.

  Al Bundy : [looks at everyone]  Oh, God!

  [Al puts his head back down again] 

• Al Bundy : So you haven't lost any more respect for me?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, now, that would be impossible, wouldn't it, kids?

  [Bud and Kelly nod] 

  Peggy Bundy : I mean, honey, you lost $100,000. How many men who earn less than a fry cook can say they lost $100,000?

  Bud Bundy : Fry cook? Dad makes less than the newspaper boy.

  Kelly Bundy : A street mime.

  Peggy Bundy : The guy who scrapes dead animals off the highway.

  [Al gets up and leaves] 

  Bud Bundy : A lab animal.

  Kelly Bundy : A circus geek.

  Peggy Bundy : A barnacle scraper.

  Bud Bundy : A professional miniature golfer.

  Kelly Bundy : A qualified teacher.

• Peggy Bundy : Honey, no one is stupid enough to call a shoe hotline.

  Al Bundy : Oh, yeah? Well, everyone in high school said "No one was stupid enough to marry the big redhead", but someone was, wasn't he?