Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Babe in Toyland (1997)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

Quotes 

• Al : My Pumpkin is becoming a princess. Gee, if only I could trade my cow for some magic beans...

• Peggy : Al, I don't like these twin beds. It's unnatural.

  Al : Anything involving you in a bed is unnatural, Peg. Just put on your snore strap and go to sleep.

• Al : My spine is cracking like a plumber's ass.