Married... with Children (TV Series)
A Bundy Thanksgiving (1996)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : [to Marcy as she's holding a cornucopia] Why don't you take your shriveled-up gourds on out of here? And your cornucopia, too.
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Old Man : Can I help you folks?
Al Bundy : Yeah, I need to find Aunt Maddie. Do you know where she is?
Old Man : Oh, she's down at the church, son.
Al Bundy : Where's that?
Old Man : Now, you go down to the end of the block and you make a right. Go past the barber shop and you take your first right. Go another block, make another right, then one more right, and it's on your right.
Al Bundy : Well, wouldn't it be easier just to cross the street?
Old Man : Sure, but I need a ride to the barber shop.
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Marcy D'Arcy : Peggy, aren't you going to cook a turkey for your family this Thanksgiving?
Peggy Bundy : You expect me to cook on a holiday? Homemaking is a job, too, you know.
Al Bundy : Why don't you apply for it, Peg?
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James Brown : Wait a minute. Don't tell me you're Al Bundy.
Al Bundy : Yeah. Did she talk about me?
James Brown : Oh, my goodness, all the time. As a matter of fact, I'm where I am today because of you.
Al Bundy : Really?
James Brown : Yeah, I can hear her now. She used to always say, "James, do your homework, or you'll wind up like Al Bundy!"
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Peggy Bundy : [last scene, Al is hesitant about sharing his sweet potato pie from Aunt Maddie with his family] Al, I think Aunt Maddie would want you to share.
Al Bundy : Peg, the only thing I'm sharing is this Thanksgiving wish for all of you: get out.
[suddenly, he hears a familiar voice]
Aunt Maddie : Al Bundy.
[Al looks around to find the source]
Aunt Maddie : Down here, boy.
[he looks down at the pie box with Aunt Maddie's portrait on it]
Al Bundy : [stunned] Aunt Maddie?
Aunt Maddie : [talks to him right through the box] Al Bundy, what did I always say?
Al Bundy : "If you want that cookie, you gotta pay for it?"
Aunt Maddie : No, the other thing.
Al Bundy : "My pies are always sweeter when you share 'em?"
Aunt Maddie : Right! Now you share that pie with your family and friends. Don't make me hit you upside the head!
[Aunt Maddie repositions herself back to the same stance as before in the picture]
Peggy Bundy : [Peggy, Kelly, Marcy, Jefferson, Budd and Griff all look at him pleadingly] Come on, Al. It's Thanksgiving. Share with us!
Al Bundy : [selfishly] No.
[turns to eat the pie and feels a slap behind the back of his head]
Al Bundy : OH!
Aunt Maddie : [outraged] Al Bundy!
Al Bundy : [with some hesitance he finally succumbs] Okay.
[turns to the others]
Al Bundy : Anybody wanna share my pie?
[everyone happily join Al standing around the pie]
Aunt Maddie : [proudly] Good boy.
Al Bundy : [thinking the last lines of the episode as he cuts the first piece of pie] Happy Thanksgiving, Aunt Maddie.
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[first lines]
Al Bundy : You know, Peg, I hate to be a needy husband, a demanding husband, *your* husband... but where the hell is my Thanksgiving pie tin?