Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Bundy Thanksgiving (1996)

Ann Weldon: Aunt Maddie

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : [last scene, Al is hesitant about sharing his sweet potato pie from Aunt Maddie with his family]  Al, I think Aunt Maddie would want you to share.

  Al Bundy : Peg, the only thing I'm sharing is this Thanksgiving wish for all of you: get out.

  [suddenly, he hears a familiar voice] 

  Aunt Maddie : Al Bundy.

  [Al looks around to find the source] 

  Aunt Maddie : Down here, boy.

  [he looks down at the pie box with Aunt Maddie's portrait on it] 

  Al Bundy : [stunned]  Aunt Maddie?

  Aunt Maddie : [talks to him right through the box]  Al Bundy, what did I always say?

  Al Bundy : "If you want that cookie, you gotta pay for it?"

  Aunt Maddie : No, the other thing.

  Al Bundy : "My pies are always sweeter when you share 'em?"

  Aunt Maddie : Right! Now you share that pie with your family and friends. Don't make me hit you upside the head!

  [Aunt Maddie repositions herself back to the same stance as before in the picture] 

  Peggy Bundy : [Peggy, Kelly, Marcy, Jefferson, Budd and Griff all look at him pleadingly]  Come on, Al. It's Thanksgiving. Share with us!

  Al Bundy : [selfishly]  No.

  [turns to eat the pie and feels a slap behind the back of his head] 

  Al Bundy : OH!

  Aunt Maddie : [outraged]  Al Bundy!

  Al Bundy : [with some hesitance he finally succumbs]  Okay.

  [turns to the others] 

  Al Bundy : Anybody wanna share my pie?

  [everyone happily join Al standing around the pie] 

  Aunt Maddie : [proudly]  Good boy.

  Al Bundy : [thinking the last lines of the episode as he cuts the first piece of pie]  Happy Thanksgiving, Aunt Maddie.