Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Little Off the Top (1993)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Doctor : Excuse me, Mrs. Bundy, but something horrible has happened to your husband.

  Peggy : [into a phone]  Uh, Marcy, can I call you back?

  [after a pause; to the doctor] 

  Peggy : She says no, and can you speak louder?

  Doctor : There is some good news - he's alive.

  Peggy : Well, how alive? Can he walk? Can he talk? Will he ever be able to work again?

  Doctor : He's a shoe salesman, Mrs. Bundy. We could replace his brain with a sock full of popcorn, he would still be able to work again. See, this is one of those... unfortunate accidents due to simple human error. It seems our surgical team misread your doctor's instructions. It said to give him a circular incision.

  Peggy : So, how could you misread that?

  Doctor : We gave him a... circumcision.

• [Al arrives home from the hospital after his accidental circumcision] 

  Al : Just a small word of warning: anybody who says "what's up", does down. It wasn't funny when the doctor asked it. It wasn't funny when the nurse asked it. And it certainly wasn't funny when your mother asked it.

  Peggy : Then again, I've been asking for years.