Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Man for No Seasons (1994)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : [while filling in for Al at the shoe store]  I don't care what anybody says. This has gotta be the worst job in the world.

  Bret Saberhagen : [enters with a take-out pizza]  No, I've got the worst job in the world.

  Bud Bundy : Kelly, it's Bret Saberhagen.

  Kelly Bundy : Well, then why does his nametag say Bobby Bonilla?

  Bret Saberhagen : He called in sick.

  [Danny Tartabull of the Oakland Astros enters dressed in a security uniform] 

  Danny Tartabull : Hey, Saberhagen, is that your pizza truck in the red zone?

  Bret Saberhagen : Come on, Tartabull, if I don't get this here in 30 minutes, they'll take it out of my check.

  Danny Tartabull : At least you get a check. I get paid in mall dollars.

• Peggy Bundy : You know, the point is, that when a man has been gone this long, any man, it's just good to have him back.

  [Peg hugs Dave Winfield] 

  Bud Bundy : Mom, that's... that's not Dad, that's... that's Dave Winfield.

  Peggy Bundy , Dave Winfield : Mind your business.

• Al Bundy : Ah, come on, Peg. So we had a little fun. It's not like everybody knows about this.

  [Bud enters with a newspaper] 

  Bud Bundy : Hey, Dad, look. You made the headline on the sports page. Look. "Loons invade Wrigley Field."

  Al Bundy : What?

  [looks at the newspaper] 

  Al Bundy : Damn press. Look, they misspelled my name. "Al Birdie."

  Peggy Bundy : Al Birdie? Heh. Al Birdie. I like it. Peggy Birdie. I really like it.

• [the doorbell rings and Bud answers it] 

  Joe Morgan : Hi, I'm Joe Morgan. Are you Al Birdie?

  Bud Bundy : Uh, no, no. I believe the Birdie you're looking for is the, uh, the dodo over there.

• [Bud and Kelly come home after filling in for Al at the shoe store] 

  Bud Bundy : A fat woman came into the shoe store today.

  Kelly Bundy : And Bud still looked up her dress.

  Bud Bundy : Yeah, like I could help it. Her dress, it was... it was everywhere.