Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Man for No Seasons (1994)

E.E. Bell: Bob Rooney

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Men, we have got to do something about this baseball strike.

  [the men agree] 

  Al Bundy : It's affecting the way we live.

  Bob Rooney : Yeah. Heh, I had to take my wife to the beauty parlor.

  Ike : I had to take my wife to the opera.

  Al Bundy : I had to TAKE my wife!

• Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey, Al, are you sure we should put Griff through this?

  Bob Rooney : Yeah, the human mind is only made of flesh and bone.

  Al Bundy : Hey, NO MA'AM isn't like California. You can't just walk in.