Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Man for No Seasons (1994)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : I now call to order this meeting of NO MA'AM, The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. Brother Jefferson will read the minutes of our last meeting.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Ahem. 8:01, 8:02... 8:03.

  [Jefferson laughs while the other men groan in disgust] 

  Sticky : The same damn joke every week.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey, every time Bob Rooney plays the armpit tuba, you all laugh.

  Al Bundy : Well, that's funny. Let it rip, Bob.

  [Bob Rooney makes farting sounds with his armpit and everyone, except Jefferson, laughs] 

• Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey, Al, are you sure we should put Griff through this?

  Bob Rooney : Yeah, the human mind is only made of flesh and bone.

  Al Bundy : Hey, NO MA'AM isn't like California. You can't just walk in.

• Al Bundy : [while in jail]  But, you know, it was good to get outside and play a little baseball. We pitched well, we hit well. And, man, Jefferson, I didn't realize you could run so fast.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, you run faster with a police dog in your back pocket.

• Al Bundy : I now call to order this meeting of the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. Brother Jefferson will read the minutes of our last meeting.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : 8:01, 8:02...

  [the annoyed men all groan, Al signals to Ike, who walks over to Jefferson as he continues] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : 8:03, 8:04, 8:0...

  [Ike knocks out Jefferson]