Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Man for No Seasons (1994)

Pat Millicano: Sticky

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : I now call to order this meeting of NO MA'AM, The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. Brother Jefferson will read the minutes of our last meeting.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Ahem. 8:01, 8:02... 8:03.

  [Jefferson laughs while the other men groan in disgust] 

  Sticky : The same damn joke every week.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey, every time Bob Rooney plays the armpit tuba, you all laugh.

  Al Bundy : Well, that's funny. Let it rip, Bob.

  [Bob Rooney makes farting sounds with his armpit and everyone, except Jefferson, laughs] 

• Sticky : [in jail]  Well, at least it was great to hear the crack of the bat again.

  Griff : [rubbing the back of his head]  That was a nightstick.

• Sticky : So, what if they don't let us use Wrigley? It's private property.

  Al Bundy : Oh, come on. Who's gonna stop a bunch of great American guys from playing the great American pastime?

  [later, Al and his friends are in jail] 

  Al Bundy : Well, I mean, except for the police.