Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Man for No Seasons (1994)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

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• Al Bundy : Now, Griff, you've survived the other initiation rites. The purchasing of panty shields in broad daylight. The attending a Julio concert in wig and matching ensemble. Are you ready for the third and final challenge?

  Griff : Hey, I've got an ex-wife and I work in a shoe store. I feel no pain.

• Sticky : [in jail]  Well, at least it was great to hear the crack of the bat again.

  Griff : [rubbing the back of his head]  That was a nightstick.

• Griff : [reaction to being locked up with Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman]  Make the Indians kill her, please! Make the Indians kill her!