Married... with Children (TV Series)
A Shoe Room with a View (1995)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Matilda : I don't understand it. I was a size six before aerobics class. All that jumping must have expanded my foot.
Al : Then I see you must have fallen on your butt a time or two.
Matilda : How dare you say that to my face!
Al : Well, I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!
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Al : I'm offering you a membership to No Ma'am, Chicago's most exclusive men's club. And with the membership comes - hold on to your green card - luxury boxes at Wrestlemania, free use of a classic Dodge - when it's working, and a key to the Big 'Uns reading room in my garage - when we get the bowl unclogged.
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Al : What has he got that I don't have? We're both virile men in the prime of our lives. Except he's not saddled with a lazy wife, worthless kids, prostate like a melon and worst of all, I sell women's shoes.
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Ramon : You shoe salesmen, you're so lucky. How do you do it?
Al : Well, Ramon, you see since the dawn of time, women and shoes have gone together like alcohol and fire arms. Sure we men of the foot might have a slight PR problem, but once you've tried shoe you never go back. Who loves you, baby?
[Turns around and falls out the window;crashes]
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Al : I'll be going. Don't bother to get the elevator, I'll just jump out the window.