Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? (1993)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Peg, shave your head and give me your hair. I'm taking the shot.

  Peggy Bundy : Now Al, I'm sure if I can practice I can be just as good as that Smoking Joe Lewis or any other of those quarterbacks.

  Al Bundy : [looking skyward]  Another slow day, eh, God?

• Peggy Bundy : I'm really nervous.

  Clyde Drexler : Don't be. Just remember that line from that TV commercial.

  Peggy Bundy : "Just do it"?

  Clyde Drexler : No, I was thinking, "leggo my Eggo".

• Al Bundy : [heckling at a basketball game]  Hey Riley, nice hair. What, you using 30-weights now? Hey Barkley! You're playing like a virgin!

  Peggy Bundy : Al, you're being obnoxious!

  Al Bundy : You're supposed to heckle at a game. The players love it. It shows them that you appreciate the sport.

  Peggy Bundy : [heckling]  Hey, baldy! Are you a real player, or did Sinead O'Conner get a tan?

  [Xavier 'X-Man' McDaniel appears staring angrily at Peggy] 

  Al Bundy : [quietly to Peggy]  No, that's the wrong guy to heckle, Peg. That's Xavier McDaniel. They call him the X-Man. He's coming this way, Peg. You don't know me!

  [Xavier McDaniel runs off the court and into the stands and confronts Peggy] 

  Xavier McDaniel : Excuse me, but I couldn't help but overhear your little witticism.

  Peggy Bundy : [points to Al]  He made me say it!

  Xavier McDaniel : My mistake.

  [McDaniel picks up Al right out of his seat] 

  Peggy Bundy : Uh, you know Mr. X, I just might leave him alone. He played high school football.

  Xavier McDaniel : [to Al]  Didn't hear it from me. But you'll be leaving this game on a stretcher!

  Al Bundy : Hey, couldn't we start things off as friends? Could you help be get Shaquille O'Neal's autograph?

• Peggy Bundy : Your father will be home soon and he'll be looking for dinner. Tell him I hope he finds it. I'm just going over to Marcy's.

  Bud Bundy : But, Mom, you'll miss Dad's latest episode of "A fat woman came into the shoe store today."

  Peggy Bundy : Actually, I already know how it ends. He doesn't get the sale or a life.

• Al Bundy : Guess what happened today at the shoe store.

  Peggy Bundy : Did a fat woman come in?

  Al Bundy : Enormous.

  Peggy Bundy : [sarcastic]  Wow! That was a spine tingler. Much better than yesterday's "A fat woman walked PAST the shoe store."

  Al Bundy : Oh, I'm sorry, Peg. I must have forgot my manners. How'd you do at work today?

  [Peggy is silent] 

  Al Bundy : I see.

• Al Bundy : Peg, this is $10,000. You know what I could do with $10,000?

  Peggy Bundy : Take 10,000 trips to the nudie bar?

  Al Bundy : No, just one great one.

• Marcy D'Arcy : Do I have the most romantic husband or what? Guess where he's taking me.

  Peggy Bundy : On the kitchen table?

  Marcy D'Arcy : Better. He's taking me to see The Captain and Tennille Unplugged.

  Al Bundy : Gee, you would have thought somebody would have plugged them by now.

• Peggy Bundy : Uh, Al, I think I wanna go to this game.

  Al Bundy : Uh, no, Peg, can't go. Uh, er, Achmed the doorman is going.

  Bud Bundy : Dad, Achmed can't make it. It's Silicon Madness Night at the Nudie Bar.

  Al Bundy , Jefferson D'Arcy : Tonight? Damn!