Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket? (1993)

Xavier McDaniel: Xavier McDaniel

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : [heckling at a basketball game]  Hey Riley, nice hair. What, you using 30-weights now? Hey Barkley! You're playing like a virgin!

  Peggy Bundy : Al, you're being obnoxious!

  Al Bundy : You're supposed to heckle at a game. The players love it. It shows them that you appreciate the sport.

  Peggy Bundy : [heckling]  Hey, baldy! Are you a real player, or did Sinead O'Conner get a tan?

  [Xavier 'X-Man' McDaniel appears staring angrily at Peggy] 

  Al Bundy : [quietly to Peggy]  No, that's the wrong guy to heckle, Peg. That's Xavier McDaniel. They call him the X-Man. He's coming this way, Peg. You don't know me!

  [Xavier McDaniel runs off the court and into the stands and confronts Peggy] 

  Xavier McDaniel : Excuse me, but I couldn't help but overhear your little witticism.

  Peggy Bundy : [points to Al]  He made me say it!

  Xavier McDaniel : My mistake.

  [McDaniel picks up Al right out of his seat] 

  Peggy Bundy : Uh, you know Mr. X, I just might leave him alone. He played high school football.

  Xavier McDaniel : [to Al]  Didn't hear it from me. But you'll be leaving this game on a stretcher!

  Al Bundy : Hey, couldn't we start things off as friends? Could you help be get Shaquille O'Neal's autograph?