"Married... with Children" Al Bundy, Shoe Dick (TV Episode 1991) - David Faustino as Bud Bundy

[Al wakes from a dream and discovers that Peggy is no longer pregnant]

Al : Kids, just one quick question and that's it. Is your mother...

Bud : Repulsed by you?

Kelly : Disappointed financially and sexually by you?

Al : No! I don't care about that, you dolts! Is she pregnant?

[Kelly and Bud look grossed out]

Al : Marcy?

[Kelly and Bud look even more grossed out]

Kelly : [to Bud] Do you think he's crazy?

Bud : He must be. He didn't ask about you.
Al : Bud, was I a private detective wanted for murder or was that all just a dream?

Bud : It just might have been a dream, Dad.

Al : Do you also call yourself street rapper Grandmaster B or was that all just a dream?

Bud : Grandmaster what?

Kelly : Oh, come on, Daddy. Even Bud's not stupid enough to think up a new persona for...

Bud : Wait a minute! Grandmaster B? That sounds like a great idea! I could make up that I come from the south side. I could wear my baseball cap backwards. Oh man, I'm gonna go to my room right now and write my first rap song!

Kelly : Well, how's this for a title? "Yo, I'm really a boy!"
Bud Bundy : Look, Dad, it's obvious you can't hide out here.

Al Bundy : Why? Do you figure this is the first place the cops will come?

Bud Bundy : No, I got a girl coming over and quite frankly, you'll embarrass me.

David Faustino: Bud Bundy