Married... with Children (TV Series)
Al Loses His Cherry (1987)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : See, I've been married a long time and it just wouldn't be right. You got any pictures of yourself? No, no that wouldn't be right either.
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Sherry Cherry : You have very strong forearms.
Al : Yeah.
Sherry Cherry : It must be from all that flushing.
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Al : Look... I know that I'm in a bachelor's pad and I got the forearms of a Java man and I really would like you to come home with me and spend the night, but I can't. I'm sorry, Sherry. I gotta tell you that I'm married... with children.
Sherry Cherry : That's okay. I don't care if you're married. We could go to a hotel.
Al : [caught off-guard] Excuse me...
[Al uses a mini-fan to cool his overheated face]
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[Sherry is giving Al a massage for his shoulders]
Sherry Cherry : Ooo, you're tense.
Al : And there are tears in my eyes.
[after a pause]
Al : Well, thanks for the rub but I better get going home.
Sherry Cherry : Can I come with you?
Al : [to himself] What are my chances Peg's in a coma?
