- Sherry Cherry: So my sister and I got jobs as stewardesses because we thought that's the way to become pilots.
- Al: See, I've been married a long time and it just wouldn't be right. You got any pictures of yourself? No, no that wouldn't be right either.
- Sherry Cherry: The reason she's in first class and I'm in coach is 'cause she's much smarter than I am. One time I went into the cockpit and I actually saw her sitting on the pilot's lap, helping him fly the plane. She must have been very good, because he told the co-pilot to get out.
- Sherry Cherry: You have very strong forearms.
- Al: Yeah.
- Sherry Cherry: It must be from all that flushing.
- Al: Look... I know that I'm in a bachelor's pad and I got the forearms of a Java man and I really would like you to come home with me and spend the night, but I can't. I'm sorry, Sherry. I gotta tell you that I'm married... with children.
- Sherry Cherry: That's okay. I don't care if you're married. We could go to a hotel.
- Al: [caught off-guard] Excuse me...
- [Al uses a mini-fan to cool his overheated face]
- [Sherry is giving Al a massage for his shoulders]
- Sherry Cherry: Ooo, you're tense.
- Al: And there are tears in my eyes.
- [after a pause]
- Al: Well, thanks for the rub but I better get going home.
- Sherry Cherry: Can I come with you?
- Al: [to himself] What are my chances Peg's in a coma?
- [Peggy is sitting on the couch when the phone rings]
- Peggy: [into the phone] Hello? Oh, hi Sis. Gee, you and Harriett must really be excited. Oh, I wanted to tell you that Al and I are coming to the wedding.
- [pause]
- Peggy: Don't cry, I have to bring Al. Why are you...
- [pause]
- Peggy: What? Jose called off the wedding? Why?
- [pause]
- Peggy: He won the lottery? Oh, poor Harriett. Well, I'll tell Al. He'll just be devastated, but maybe we'll see you for schnitzel week. Love you too. Bye.
- [hangs up]