- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Put a shirt on, I can't stand to see you topless.
- Al Bundy: Well, at least people know when I'm topless!
- Kelly Bundy: What time is it?
- Bud Bundy: 3:30.
- Kelly Bundy: AM or BM?
- Bud Bundy: BM.
- Kelly Bundy: You know, I don't know why they call it BM. I mean, why don't they call it PM, after Post Meridian.
- Peggy Bundy: All by myself, I took cash that was sitting doing nothing out of that pretty red envelope.
- Al Bundy: You mean the one in the mailbox, that was addressed to our mortgage company, Eviction Trust?