Married... with Children (TV Series)

And Baby Makes Money (1990)

Beth Broderick: Miss Penza

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Quotes 

• Miss Penza : [reading from a will]  "And so in legacy, I, Stymie C. Bundy, leave you, the last surviving male Bundys, is proof that a male Bundy can achieve great success. Did I mention that I never married? Well, regardless, I'm certain that you have all become successful in your own ways. Iggy Bundy..."

  [Al's cousin Iggy is shown wearing a janitor's uniform, and sitting next to his overweight, expensively dressed, redhead wife] 

  Miss Penza : "I'm sure you became the astronaut you dreamed of. Lester Bundy...

  Miss Penza : [Al's cousin Lester is shown wearing a street cleaner's uniform, sitting next to his overweight, expensively dressed, redhead wife] 

  Miss Penza : "I'm sure you achieved your goal of becoming a brain surgeon. Eugene Bundy...

  [Al's brother Eugene is wearing a prison uniform, with leg irons and an armed guard with him] 

  Miss Penza : "I wonder if you ever achieved your goal of becoming bank president?"

  Eugene Bundy : I did.

  Miss Penza : [still reading from the will]  "And last and certainly least of the bunch, Al Bundy. Al, get your hands out of your pants!"

  [Al, who has his right hand down his waistline complies, looking very annoyed as Miss Penza continues reading] 

  Miss Penza : "You were always the loser. You never really had a dream. But I only hope that you had the sense to dump that wild redhead who stole my wallet."